How To Make People Uncomfortable – NOW!

One of the benefits of living in the entertainment capital of the world is being able to attend what are known as P.A.R.T.I.E.S. (People At Random Talking In Endless Stupidity.)

Now… many of you know that I am far too advanced to be able to attend any type of typical social gathering on a sincere and direct manner. It’s simply not a level playing field, because I like to see things that other people don’t. I do this thing that drives people crazy, and it’s called, “Paying Attention.” My perceptions are powerful instruments to gather data and to seek truth within the universe around me. I am a philosopher. I am compelled to study life and I earn my living by understanding. From observation and CLUES I am able to deduce, with stunning precision, facts that have been concealed within camouflage.

Part of the trick here is to be able to smell that camouflage. Camouflage is extraneous, non-essential data that other humans will use to distract your consciousness. Whenever you sense one of these “data islands” floating in the ocean of socio-kinetic energy, BEWARE. Something is being hidden.

I want you to get rid of this idea that humans are random, emotional beings who cannot be fathomed. In truth, humans are corner-cutters and cheaters. They want to take a quick and easy path from A to B rather than all of that extra work and PAIN. If you could be in their head there would be a very clear voice that makes perfect sense to them and justifies their behavior. There is almost always a very simple explanation that is so trite and rude that it remains unspoken. It is just that they feel so much guilt about taking a shortcut and evading their true nature that it is easier to fall back on the camouflage and be, “Nice.” Kind of like pretending that you didn’t just smell another human’s fart, but a hundred thousand times worse.

This is often called, in some parts of the world, “Evil,” like when the Bush Administration pretended that there were Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq… and then found none… and then politely changed the subject. Earlier on, they claimed that they were going to hunt down Osama Bin Laden, but changed the subject away from that, too. And the official story of 9/11 has become so bizarre that even DAVID LYNCH is having a problem with it. Any moviegoer can point out a weak and inconsistent story, but when it comes to pointing out inconsistencies in real life, humans opt to just skip over them. I’ll tell you why in just a moment.

Whenever you find yourself in a situation where something does not make sense, where a story does not add up, ask yourself what is missing. What is being omitted? Where did this blast of chaos come from?

It came from somewhere!

Let’s talk about a thing called Balance. Imagine an actual see-saw on a playground. We know that to be able to lift one side of it, an equal amount of force has to be exerted on the opposing side. This same principle applies to the consciousness of those around you. When someone is moving in a psychic direction and presenting a form to you, imagine that on the other end of the see-saw, they are also saying the opposite. Priests are revealed as child molesters. Models who work out and eat health food turn around and ingest deadly toxins. The extreme points to the opposite extreme. Fight Club. And everyone is pushing against something. It is your job to determine what it is they are secretly pushing against.

Why is this so important?

That hidden force that is being pushed against will absolutely dominate your dealings with that person. There will be inexplicable behaviors and this will make it very hard to control them. You have to get to the core and dig in. People do not behave without impetus, and you need to get to the center of that unseen force before true manipulation can begin.

One of the most important behaviors that I have noted is this: the desire for humans to make each other comfortable in the moment at the expense of the long-term truth being addressed. More often than not, EXPECT that this absurd tendency is over-riding any desire for the truth to be revealed to you. Humans are, by their nature, very nervous and fearful of being destroyed. All of these social graces and niceties were created as a means of conveying, “I am not going to destroy you.” They show you their teeth by what is called, “Smiling.” Dogs also bare their teeth, have you ever noticed that? This is just before they bite. However, this cosmetic look has become pervasive is now a dominant, surrogate mode of interaction. “Look at my teeth and how sharp they are.” Forget any meaningful content: it is now the primary mode of interaction. But shouldn’t humans be capable of more than that? Where is the real-ationship, rather than just a lot of disarming politeness? Lots of apologizing… lots of, “Are you OK, am I OK, did that offend you, are you COMFORTABLE, is it OK FOR YOU TO BE IN A ROOM WITH ME, is this music alright, or do you think I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU?”

I want you to try something. Try to go ONE FULL DAY without taking any action to make the humans around you comfortable. I am not saying that you should go out of your way to make them uncomfortable. Act as if the other humans are completely capable of maintaining their own boundaries and that you don’t have to walk on eggshells. By doing this, you are actually granting them a level of respect. You are showing them confidence in their ability to be “on the level.” It demonstrates trust.

After you can do that for a day, try to go ONE FULL WEEK. You will be amazed at how liberating this can be, and how many people will fear you. You may find yourself filthy and hiding in a hole in the ground, cuddling up to a pistol — or you might not.

It has been said before that if a human lies to you, they are assuming you are stupid. The same can be said about trying to make humans comfortable. If you believe it is your job to make them comfortable, then you are undermining their autonomy and self-worth.

…so what we end up with are a bunch of corner-cutting, lying, manipulative humans who are obsessed with making each other comfortable even though they think each other are stupid and unable to feel safe without constant reassurance.

This is known in Groupthink as “The Abilene Paradox,” in which a family all go on a road trip to Abilene together, only to find out later that none of them actually wanted to go. They were all just trying to make each other happy and in the end, none of them were.

You don’t want to get caught up in that, do you? Do you want to live your life that way, having to twist things and jump through hoops and play games? Humans cannot experience pure joy in this world if they don’t engage life 100%. In the long-term, it will destroy their passion. If you find that a human is willing to really cut the bullshit and rise to the occasion, you have found an ally. Together, you can then methodically plot to destroy other humans.

So here is what you need to do to shake things up and be PUNK (and I am not talking about spikes and mohawks): JUST BE HONEST. In this day and age, honesty is considered a destructive force. For all of you who think lying is edgy and rebellious, try going to a party and being SINCERE. Say what is really on your mind. Don’t give stock answers. Give them the real deal. Try to have a genuine conversation. Watch the person’s eyes try to run from you. It is a true communication from one consciousness to another. They don’t know what to do with actual non-preformated, dynamic CONTENT. They don’t know what to do if they are being engaged as a sentient being. If they are trained in being evasive and insincere, they will most likely flee in some polite way. Don’t let up. Face right into it and call them on their behavior. If they don’t like it, quote Jane’s Addiction at them. And then they’ll tell you to, “Stop.”

Try it.

This is how you can start making people uncomfortable, NOW.