Writing
I’ve written under many different names. Carl King, Sir Millard Mulch, Ed Furniture, Isaac Airbourne, Heather Hilton, Paul K. Mavanu, and probably a few more. This list will get BIG.
BOOKS
Beyond Guitar (In Only 15 Minutes) – (2011, Kindle)
Cuyahoga! – A Sci-Fi Short Story (2011, iTunes, Kindle, Nook)
So, You’re A Creative Genius… Now What? (2011, MWP)
How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All! (2005, MutantMall.com)
ANIMATED SHOWS
The Mysterious Octopus! (Half-Hour Sci-Fi / Fantasy)
2600: THE HACKER QUARTERLY
Hacking Music, by Dr. Zoltan
PRESS RELEASES / MARKETING
Tvaarksanianica: Bay Area Center For The Digital Recording Arts
Poserific PR – Sales Pitch: “Aren’t We All Posers?” by Lance Lumpkin
SELF-PUBLISHED
10 Myths About Introverts, by Carl King. This one has been read by over a million people.
I Am Holding Myself Hostage, by Sir Millard Mulch
The Dreams of Sir Millard Mulch, by Sir Millard Mulch
Finding Your Soulmate, by Sir Millard Mulch
An Open Letter To Estradasphere (And Their Fans), by Sir Millard Mulch
Anyone Can Become Famous By Making Stuff On Their Laptop?, by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Social Implications of the Assassination of Dimebag, by Sir Millard Mulch
Two Meta-Cynical Guys From Orlando Talk On The Phone Circa 1998, by Carl King
Rock Music Is Not About Rebellion, by Sir Millard Mulch
Why I Am Genetically Pre-Selected To Be Rich And Famous, by Sir Millard Mulch
I Got Fired From The Ween Tour, by Sir Millard Mulch
I Quit, by Sir Millard Mulch
THE WRITERS STORE
A Call To Arms (In The War Between Art And Survival)
CREATIVE CAREER INTERVIEWS
Craig Anton (Actor, Comedian)
Trey Spruance (Musician)
Ian Koss (Publisher of INK19)
ABANDONED IDEAS
Trashing The Classics: Black Sabbath’s Iron Man, by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
10 Rock Concert Clichés, by Dr. Zoltan
ANTI-SOCIOLOGY STUDIES
What Is Wrong With The Human Race?, by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
GUITARTRICKS.COM NEWSLETTER
Winger: Detour To Your Dreams, by Paul K. Mavanu
INK19 ARTICLES
How To Run An Independent Label (Into The Ground)
Who Are The Ani Di Franco Road Crew?
INK19 INTERVIEWS
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum (2004)
Katy Perry & Lauren Christy Of The Matrix (2004)
Billy Sheehan (2001)
Don Joyce of Negativland (2000)
Craig Conley of Captive Audience (2000)
With Nina Gordon With David Bowie With Sir Millard Mulch: An Interview with Nina Gordon (2000)
Heather Kozar (1999 Playboy Playmate Of The Year) (1999)
Danielle Howle (1999)
Steve Vai (1999)
Jed Simon (Guitarist of Strapping Young Lad/Zimmer’s Hole) (1999)
Trey Spruance of Mr. Bungle (1998)
Bogus Pomp (1998)
Christopher Schlegel (1998)
Devin Townsend (1998)
Pat McDonald (1998)
Ruta Sepetys (1998)
Tim Soya (Ex-Drummer Of Victims Family, Personal Assistant To Primus) (1998)
Ween (1998)
INK19 ALBUM REVIEWS
Amber Asylum / Songs of Sex and Death
Ani DiFranco / Up Up Up Up Up Up
Anna-Lisa / Shades of Blue
Beau Sia / Attack! Attack! Go!
Christina Aguilera / Mi Reflejo
Christopher “Hammerhead” Schlegel / Piano Concertos No. 1 & No. 2
Christopher “Hammerhead” Schlegel / The Values of Man
Danny Elfman / Men In Black – The Score
Devin Townsend / Ocean Machine
Erik Belgum/Blodder / Inertia Ensemble
Fantomas / Delirium Cordia
Fantomas / Fantomas
Fredrik Thordendal’s Special Defects / Sol Niger Within Version 3.33
Gargamel / Revulva
Hellworms / Crowd Repellent
Jag Panzer / The Age of Mastery
Jake Bell / Synjase (Introducing the Brilliant Guitar Acrobatics of Jake Bell)
James Murphy / Feeding The Machine
Jofo70 / Popped Sense Ability
Kamillion / Kamillion
LIT / A Place In The Sun
Mint / American Style
Mats/Morgan / Trends and Other Diseases
Mr. Meridies / Mr. Meridies
No Fraud / Babewatch Plus the Six Pack to Go Releases
No Fraud / The Classics Reissued
Raise Hell / Holy Target
Secret Chiefs 3 / Second Grand Constitution and Bylaws — HURQALYA
Skunk Anansie / Post Orgasmic Chill
Spline / Wendall…
Squarepusher / Big Loada
Steve Vai / The Ultra Zone
Strapping Young Lad / Live In Australia — No Sleep Till Bedtime
Supermarket Vegetables / Master Control Loves You / R&R Mind Control
Tack-Fu / Yen & Slang
Talas / If We Only Knew Then What We Know Now…
The Ataris / Look Forward to Failure
The Ben Phillips Band / Freak Like Me
The Changelings / Amphibian
The Changelings / Epicycles: Incidental Music 1997-2000
The Juliana Theory / Understand This Is A Dream
The Dave Weckl Band / Rhythm of the Soul
Twin Obscenity / For Blood, Honor and Soil
Vita / Vita
Where’s Moo / Happiness
Zimmers Hole / Bound By Fire
INK19 EVENT REVIEWS
Ask Dr. Hal (Odeon Bar, San Francisco)
Billy Bang and Abbey Rader (Salvador Dali Museum, St. Petersburg)
Bogus Pomp & Ike Willis With The Florida Orchestra Performing The Music Of Frank Zappa (Mahaffey Theater, St. Petersburg)
Bogus Pomp With Ike Willis (State Theater, St. Petersburg)
Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains (Great American Music Hall, San Francisco)
Eve6 (The Rubb, Ybor City)
Five Iron Frenzy with the W’s (Carpenter’s Home Church, Lakeland)
Frank Zappa Phase II: The Big Note (Other Minds Film Festival, San Francisco)
Mike Keneally with Henry Kaiser’s Palace of Love and Telepathy (Great American Music Hall, San Francisco)
Spitfire Tour (University of Florida, Gainesville)
Tanya Tucker (Charlotte County Memorial Auditorium)
The 4th Annual Bay Area UFO Expo (Santa Clara Marriott Hotel, Santa Clara)
The Glass Orchestra With Lisa LaCross And Rafael A. Velez (The Dali Museum, St. Petersburg)
Vanessa Carlton With Ben Lee (Great American Music Hall, San Francisco)
Warrant (Jannus Landing, St. Petersburg)
Ween (House of Blues, Orlando)
CONFUSING MYSTERIES OF HELL (INK19 COLUMN)
I Hate The Music Industry
Who’s Your Favorite Backstree… Er, Candidate?
Science Classrooms Need More Cool Shit In Them!
EPCOT Is A Collection Of Cheesy Advertisements!
INK19 MAGAZINE REVIEWS
INK19 UNBALANCED BREAKFAST
THE LEFT LEG
Tragic Flaws Inherent In The Graphical Design of the Cover of Carl Sagan’s Book, Contact, by Dr. Lloyd Miller
MENTAL FLOSS ARTICLES
The Late Movies: Robots In Music
3 Colorful California Politicians
Examining The Resumes Of Motivational Speakers
