November’s Search Keyphrases

It is the end of the month. In the past 31.4159265 days, the following keyphrases were typed into Google (or some other search engine), and led visitors to

how to make people uncomfortable
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when do creative people stop being creative
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Meme Crisis! The Island of Dr. Zoltan?

Dr. Zoltan has discovered a Spanish-Language blog by a creature who calls himself Lord Zoltan! He has his own series of cartoons (and you can read about these courtesy of Google Translate) called The Island of Dr. Zoltan! Also note his use of the term, “Meme Crisis.” Fascinating! Dr. Zoltan is proud to appear in multiple cultural costumes across Endless Time. 

Dr. Zoltan is now obsessed with Logical Fallacies. Visit to find out more.

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Dr. Zoltan In 2600 (The Hacker Quarterly)

If you walk into any Barnes & Noble or Borders, you should be able to locate a magazine in the Computers section called 2600 (The Hacker Quarterly)

Earlier this year, Dr. Zoltan wrote an article called “Hacking Music” and it has been published in the Autumn issue:

Dr. Zoltan could scan and upload the article, but he would not want to ruin the magical experience of reading the printed magazine in your local bookstore. 

It is an honor to be in print for the first time in nearly 3 years.

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood’s Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top>

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How To Sell… Review In Spanish: "I Warned You."

Translated from the site, La Famosaland: Rock Download — translated from Spanish:

Paul K. Mavanu, known as Sir Millard Mulch or as Dr. Zoltan Obelisk, depending on the occasion and your mood, is a completely unknown musician who has published several albums that went completely undetected, but from day to day came with it under his arm, a triple album which together cover a little More than four hours of music. Not only that, the most impressive is the amount and variety of musicians accompanying Mulch on their adventure. So we have holdings of Virgil Donati (Planet X, Vai), Devin Towns (Strappin Young Lad), Nick D’Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Spock’s Beard), Trey Spruance (Mr. Bungle), Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum), Chris Parsons (Estradasphere), Mark Critchley (Itch), Lale Larson (Electrocution 250), Dave Meros (Spock’s Beard), Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse), Morgan Ågren (Frank Zappa, Zappa’s Universe, Fredrick Thordental), Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family ), Among others. 

The music, as it is a progressive rock with a great sense of humor with punk, metal, avant-garde and a series of intermediates that give us the feeling of listening to an Infomercial. Zappa definitely comes to mind when listening to this record. Anyway, a great work that is not taken very seriously herself. It is down to his approach. I warned you.

Download the five-hour album in its entirety for FREE

Dr. Zoltan spent a lot of time on this Human Interface Device, and you should, too! Visit to find out how.

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Dr. Zoltan & Will Maier Release Song About 9/11

What better way to celebrate seven years of confusion than with a campfire sing-a-long? Dr. Zoltan & Will have released a song called Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End of the Republic). You can download the song for FREE if you fill out this contact form:

Will Maier – Vocals
Dr. Zoltan – Acoustic & Electric Guitar, Keyboard, Bass, Drumkit From Hell

Cover art by CarlKingCreative

Dr. Zoltan’s take on this is very simple. He is not a conspiracy theorist, he just does not believe the official story of what happened on 9/11. He does not know what sort of dark force is responsible for making the buildings fall down, but here are his thoughts on some peripheral (yet central) issues.

The White House and CNN gave oversimplified explanations for the disaster and used them to justify an endless war. The American public cynically disregards their own powers of research and observation, handing over too much power and responsibility to their government and the media. There are many unanswered questions about 9/11 and the official stories are as confusing as the nutty ideas put forth by paranoid amateur filmmakers. More time and energy is spent on horrible tabloid stories like Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears than investigating a real crime. 

Instead of helping us make sense of it all, corporations and the government are feeding the stupidity of the masses, perpetuating consumerism and instilling a deep fear of objectivity. Team-oriented politics and conformist cult branding, fueled by religious dogma, racism, and fear, are substituted for the importance of… IDEAS. 

The War On Terror is a press release right out of George Orwell’s 1984. Terrorism is asymmetrical by nature. It cannot be fought with a “War.” Its sole purpose is to cause a government to implode on itself by bloating its military and restricting the freedoms of its citizens — warrant-less tapping of communications, detaining of random suspects, expanded executive powers, et cetera. Through this, a handful of chaotic individuals can cripple a country of hundreds of millions. In a police state everything grinds to a halt in the name of protecting the homeland from the boogeyman. Benjamin Franklin said it best: “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

The truth is that “fun” products like cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and junk / fast food kill more humans than terrorist attacks ever could. But in a world of billions of crazy humans with their hands on deadly technology, occasionally bad things will happen — on purpose. REALLY bad things. Humans can do their best to stop these things, but what they need is the strength and freedom to sustain damage and go on living. 

You’re better off hiding with some weapons in a hole
When a corporate fascist state has taken control
But instead you’re dancing, drinking, and you’re having lots of fun
While the end of the United States has already begun

Brother, Look no further, there’s no other proof you need
Buildings can’t collapse at freefall speed

You can expect to see another pseudo-terrorist attack
When the best you’ve got are posing fakes like Tom and Zach
Hiding from the truth behind their blurry poetry
While the crime scene is buried at the bottom of the sea

It’s gonna come to civil war sooner or later
Protesting won’t stop an evil dictator
Don’t try to vote him out, there’s nothing you can say
The tyrant that’s in office isn’t going away

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"How To Sell…" Collection 1 (Success) On

If you are the type of human who enjoys purchasing mp3 files, “How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!” – Collection 1 (Success) is now available on Coming soon to iTunes, too.

Other options:

Download 192k mp3 files of this album for FREE.
Listen to this album on iMeem.
Download Lossless FLAC files from The Secret Club.

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Dr. Zoltan Presents "How To Sell…" Collection 1

Now you can download “How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!” for FREE. This “Commercial Magnum Opus” originally released in 2005 by Sir Millard Mulch is being released as two remastered Digital Collections, Success and Failure. Each Collection will contain 2 hours of audio material, for a total of OVER 4 HOURS. (Probably closer to 5.)

The first of the two:

Collection 1: Success (53 Tracks Total)
Disc 1 – 24 Tracks, 69:18
Disc 2 – 29 Tracks, 66:53
Total Length: 2 Hours, 15 Minutes, 53 Seconds
Format: 192k mp3

Download it at or just wait to purchase it on iTunes.

Collection 2: Failure will be released next month. 

All tracks will also be made available in a Lossless Format inside The Secret Club.

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you think Compact Discs should become extinct sooner than later, visit What about that block? }

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Dr. Zoltan Letter Read On 2600 Podcast, July 8, 2008

Dr. Zoltan was once again honored for his email-typing skills on the July 8, 2008 Edition of 2600 Magazine’s “Off The Wall” Podcast, hosted by Emmanuel Goldstein. Listen to the show, and at 50:16 you will hear it! 


And for those of you in the NYC area, be sure to attend The Last Hope at Hotel Pennsylvania, July 18-20. Dr. Zoltan will be unable to attend, but looks forward to hearing reports on the event!

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Submit Questions For Dr. Zoltan Podcast!

Dr. Zoltan will attempt what has never been done before: a daily audio podcast addressing very important questions — questions submitted by YOU! The name of this feature shall be: “Why Are You Asking Me?” and it will appear on the Anti-Social Talk Show RSS Feed on and iTunes. Be aware that Dr. Zoltan will not tolerate bad questions. Questions can be on any topic or subject, and Dr. Zoltan will do his best to answer them. Questionizers can choose to remain anonymous or promote their own meme / teme. Please understand that while his research team is far more advanced than those working for John Tesh, they ARE time-travelers from another planet. It is uncertain how many questions will be answered per episode. The better the question, the more research it will receive. 

Submit your questions immediately through one of the many communication devices attached directly to Dr. Zoltan’s mind, the most direct being

-Dr. Zoltan!

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